To the morons

Sub title: Gansters


1) If you have lots of fake jewelry on and it looks real you are not pimp. Nor will you ever BE pimp.
2) If you talk like dis word up homie G you still were not "from the street" there are two variations...
a) you were born in poverty and have a high LACK OF EDUCATION
b) the street you say your from is not the one right outside your house
3) if you play computer games or lots of video games on a high basis you seem to have a pretty good life you cannot call yourself ganster.
4) if you fall into number three GO OUTSIDE AND GETR SOME GOD DAMN SUNLIGHT!
5) if you have no idea what your supposed to represent when you say represent don't say it. Don't use those big words that you know you don't know.
6) Shut up right now



my advice for all you males out there who think your ganster remember this

JUST BECAUSE YOU PLAY GRAND THEFT AUTO DOES NOT MAKE YOU A GANSTER

Its because of pricks like you that some good games have to be removed from society because you were too hyped up on your crack or what ever the fuck you were on that you bought to think you were ganster makes you retarded pure and simple. Anyone who thinks a video hgame is real is retarded. I don't care how realistic it looks its still FANTASY!


now also for all you guys....do me a favor...

Take a gun...go out to some desolate location..put the bullet to your balls and pull the trigger. I don't want any more of you fucking morons clogging up society.

Whats even worse is when you guiys get your hands on a copy of some MMORPG game. No just stop right there..if you have the money to pay for a monthly game like that...that means you are not ganster.



To all you females out there.



PUT SOME FUCKING CLOTHES ON!


I don't want to see your legs or your ass..i could care less about anything lower then the chest.

I also will not talk to you if you wear clothing on a regular basis that exposes clevage. Why? because if i dated you then i don't want to goto the mall with you and hear every five minutes about how some guy was looking down your shirt.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TREATED BY A SLUT/WHORE THEN DON'T DRESS LIKE IT AND THEN PUT SOME BAGGY PANTS ON YOU AND CHAIN THEM UPON YOUR BODY AND NEVER LEAVE YOUR ROOM!

thats all i have to say for now.

Rules

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost everyquestion.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

A few new types of Whore

Ok I own a forum. (read: I don't OWN it but i have a forum)

There i have discovered a few new type of whore.

We have

A) PostWhore
B) SpamWhore

and on my forum we have one person who gives a new breed to whore..

COOKIEWHORE!

yes thats right. i said COOKIEWHORE!

On my forum you know her as Amandork.

A few ways i know she is a cookie whore...

A) She made an entire comic on fighting with a gingerbread man.
B) this is one of her posts...

z0mg
kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie
kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie
kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie kewkie ..just had to get that
out.
Okay, um. Sugar kewkies are good. So are M&M cookies. So, um .. M&M
cookies. :3
And they remind me of all of my friends. :3
Taste our rainbow, kthx?
If you could choose, what flavor skittle would you be?

Yes that is a certified Cookiewhore.

So manytimes have i wanted to just.....shove cookies in her face..but fortunately for her...she lives in a different state FAR from Arizona....ontop of that....she needs to take meds or something because DAMN she is too damn hyper.


I hate hyper people and those who act hyper when they aren't.


Postwhores are ok...they just post too damn much.


Spamwhores....

THESE PEOPLE ARE CLASSIFIED AS RETARDED!

I repeat they are RETARDED!

If you are on my forum you know who im talking about.

And if you are a spamwhore your workling towards a ban.

A BAN!

I am the LAW and my staff are the police.

You members and those who spam are our bitches.

Mistrust

Another Title: Im Male


This is to rant about being mistrusted by adults.

Why? By the simple fact that I am male.


Anytime a guy and a gril do something together...

and lets suppose it was a sexual activity...

now lets assume the parents walk in...

the girl was sitting on top of her guy (their pants still on...)

the parents when the girl leaves automatically yell at the guy...

because males are the untrustworthy ones of the human race.

it never fails most of you guys will know..that us guys we never get a break....while chicks always get away with stuff....but us guys....hell...we ALWAYS get caught...

sorry...i had to rant on that...


if you think for a moment....just a brief instant youll see how true it is...



EDIT:

All the chicks have to do to get out of trouble is...

A) Cry
B) Puppy dog look....


however if these methods don't work....they somehow have some deep hidden power within their bodies that somehow hypontizes us males and makes us forget they wer ein trouble (most of the time this fails to work on parents...but it works perfectly on boyfriends in any situation)

Prom

My school had Prom last night

Of which i went to.

Now keep in mind i wasn't planing on going until karen had talked me into going at some point in April...(i never told anyone at school who i was going with )

Well i went with Amanda...

Keep in mind that i like Amanda...

Well Amanda went out on the dance floor and dd her thing out there.

A slow dance Came up where Amanda, Tosha, and Karena dragged me out there to dance with all three with them at once.

I also slow danced with amanda alone ^_^

Well about id say...30 minutes or so into Prom Amanda and i started talking and stuff and before you knew it we were holding hands. Unfortunately we aren't dating.

PICTURES!

We had some professional pictures taken...

lets see

Me and Amanda got pictures together
Me and Karen got pictures togehter (she owed me a couple pic from last prom since we didn't get any)
There was a group photo taken of:
Karen and her Date, Me and Amanda, and Karen's friend Trinity (she had no date)

Then since last prom i had owed Karena a picture since I had two dates last year and neither date and I got pictures together...so me and karena got pictures together.


All in all it was a good night ^_^